Getting there is half the battle

At first, Harvey shunned the GPS. Then he learned that it could tell him where the nearest Taco Bell is.

Blue Plate Special, Hold the Slaw

Harvey recently visited Walt's Diner in Old Forge, NY. While there, he heard a waitress actually tell a customer that the split pea soup was "nasty stuff".

Harvey wonders if this was the best tack to take in the name of customer service.

Well played, Englishman.

Seamus and Harvey would like to congratulate their fellow gnome, Murphy, on his return from walkabout. They would also like to tell Murphy's kidnapper to rock on.

Forest gnome

"Between every two pines is a doorway to a new world." ~John Muir

But where are the nymphs??

Seamus gazes out over Nymph Lake in Rocky Mountain National Park. He was quite put out not to find any nymphs there.

The Gnome with One Red Shoe

In the movie adaptation, the part of Harvey Arbuckle will be played by Tom Hanks.

Eat Your Heart Out, Morgan Freeman

Just what, exactly, would penguins find worthy of protest, anyway?

Vinegar, horseshoe nails, a yard of gingham...

Someday, Harvey will visit Croghan to investigate.

North Country Public Radio did a story about Marilley & Co back in 2007.

It's 4 o'clock somewhere

I always fear that creation will expire before teatime. ~Sydney Smith

Amidst the fluff

Seamus gathered much cottonwood fluff in Provo and made himself a nice cushy bed out of it.